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I go by FinchMyrtle on Minecraft, and I play on This Server


My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace




hi im at work and i hate life 👀

nvm a vulture flew into the store i love life image

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Hi folks

I haven’t been doing much lately with this blog. I still intend to pop in often, but I’ve been spending much more time on my other blog.

If you’re interested, please feel free to follow me there, but be warned that it’s not going to have a lot of funny stuff like this blog does. It’s more of a personal blog.


So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

(Source: johnnygraduallycomes, via nymphamos-the-mad)